Grumpy quotes for a peaceful Monday

Hello, dear readers. Today is Monday again and God decided to give us another amazing day to enjoy it to the fullest. With one minor change, my dear cat Fifi decided it will be interesting if she would wake me up at say, 5 AM in the morning.

I could not fall asleep for other 3 hours and had to wake up because I had to get write on the blog, exercise and get ready for work. Now she is sleeping because she had a rough night (obviously), scratching chairs material, running from one place to another and meowing like its the end of the world.

Now, as you might guess she is tired and sleeps peacefully in her favorite spot of the house. I think I should wake her up and scratch something, making her pay attention like she did this early morning. But I will focus on my blog instead, and on the sudden headache.

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So, this morning got me a little bit grumpy and angry with the cat situation and I am going to share with you a few grumpy funny quotes to loosen up and get ready for a wonderful, productive day.

Grumpy quotes

“Bad temper is its own scourge. Few things are more bitter than to feel bitter. A man’s venom poisons himself more than his victim.” ― Charles Buxton

“Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong. ” ― Baltasar Gracian

“There’s a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn’t nice, but grumpy is funny. ” ― Rick Wakeman

“Sometimes you can’t tell if you’re just in a bad mood or everyone around you is being annoying. ” ― Hussein Nishah

“No! I’m not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!” ― Anthony Liccione

“Most annoying circumstances have brought you into the presence of a man who has broken all the ties of humanity. You have come to trouble my existence.” ― Jules Verne

“Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it’s misinterpreted.” ― Harrison Ford

“One of the very first things I figured out about life…is that it’s better to be a hopeful person than a cynical, grumpy one, because you have to live in the same world either way, and if you’re hopeful, you have more fun.” ― Barbara Kingsolver

“I wouldn’t say I was grumpy. It’s more pathological – I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.” ― Jenny Eclair

“A smile is nature’s best antidote for discouragement. It brings rest to the weary, sunshine to those who are frowning, and hope to those who are hopeless and defeated. A smile is so valuable that it can’t be bought, begged, borrowed, or taken away against your will. You have to be willing to give a smile away before it can do anyone else any good. So if someone is too tired or grumpy to flash you a smile, let him have one of yours anyway. Nobody needs a smile as much as the person who has none to give.” ―Dale Carnegie

“The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet. ” ― Banksy

“Don’t talk to me. I’m tired and grumpy and I’ll probably make fun of you.” ― Ann Brashares

“I once got a postcard from a French poet who wrote – „you don’t know me but I’m always very grumpy when I get up in morning. But when I get up now I put the tea kettle on, and when it starts to sing it makes me smile – goddamn you!” That’s what happened when we first designed it – we got a lot of mail.” ― Michael Graves

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