I get the feeling that lately we took the concern with flu and viruses way to serious and it is okay to let the worry chill for a moment, by reading some funny flu quotes and bring a smile on our faces.
Starting with flu quotes:
Bombeck’s rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
“One of the minor pleasures in life is to be slightly ill.” Harold Nicholson
The doctor tells the patient he has very bad flu. The patient says he wants a second opinion. The doctor says, ”OK, you’re ugly too”.
“A doctor is the only man without a guaranteed cure for the cold”. Dominic Cleary
“The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature affects the cure.” Voltaire
“If a doctor treats your cold, it will go away in fourteen days. If you leave it alone, it will go away in two weeks. Gloria Silverstein
A man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, ”Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“Do you mean aspirin?” says the pharmacist.
“That’s it, I can never remember that word.”
“My dear doctor, I’m surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, because I have been practicing all night.” John Philpot Curran
“I don’t know how not to get the flu.” Alfred W. Crosby
“Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.” Bob Garfield
Ending with flu memes:
To be mentioned, that the source of the memes is: Google Images.